Twas the Morning of Junk Day

During these unprecedented times, we take our role as an essential service provider seriously and we remain open to service our customers. We understand that everyone is very concerned with the potential spread of the Coronavirus. We’re following the guidelines put in place by the federal government, local governments and the CDC.

Below are some of the safety precautions we’ve implemented to protect our team and our clients:

We’re offering discounts for our customers who are able to stage their items outside of their property for pickup
We’re vetting our customers before scheduling appointments and while en-route to make sure they’re not showing signs and symptoms of illness
If the customer has access to masks or face covers, we ask that they wear them (if masks are unavailable, please maintain a safe distance of 6 feet at all times)
We are sending home any staff member exhibiting any symptoms of illness for the recommended period of time established by the CDC
All team members have been assigned masks and gloves
We are not assigning more than two team members to a truck
Our trucks and equipment are being disinfected daily
We’ve shut down our office from outside visitors and anybody who can work virtually is being encouraged to work from home
The company continues to hold regular team-wide virtual meetings to emphasize transparency and keep the lines of communication open
The decision to come to work remains 100% voluntary

We apologize in advance for this parody, and wish everyone a very happy (and junk-free) holiday.

The Morning of Junk Day

Twas the morning of junk day, when all through our pad
Not a creature was stirring, except mom and dad.
The boxes were stuffed with the outdated toys
In hopes there’d be new ones for our girls and boys

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of dump trucks danced in their heads
And ma in her apron and I in my sweats
Had just had our coffee and settled the pets.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
We ran to the window to see what was the matter.
We jumped up for joy and ran straight up the center
And opened the door for the junkmen to enter.

The sun on the red truck gave a luster to dawn
We couldn’t wait until our junk was all gone.
When the children awakened that morning at ten
They saw that the house was much cleaner again.

We all gathered round at the table to eat
Giving thanks to the junkmen for now it was neat.
With 123JUNK it was really not hard,
And next we’ll discover that we have a yard.

For 123JUNK can haul many things,
From sofas and clutter to old branches and swings.
Just call them today and you won’t have much sorrow,
For things you don’t want can be gone by tomorrow.