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Dec 09, 2016

Twas the Morning of Junk Day

We apologize in advance for this parody, and wish everyone a very happy (and junk-free) holiday.

The Morning of Junk Day

Twas the morning of junk day, when all through our pad

Not a creature was stirring, except mom and dad.

The boxes were stuffed with the outdated toys

In hopes there’d be new ones for our girls and boys

 

The children were nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of dump trucks danced in their heads

And ma in her apron and I in my sweats

Had just had our coffee and settled the pets.

 

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

We ran to the window to see what was the matter.

We jumped up for joy and ran straight up the center

And opened the door for the junkmen to enter.

 

The sun on the red truck gave a luster to dawn

We couldn’t wait until our junk was all gone.

When the children awakened that morning at ten

They saw that the house was much cleaner again.

 

We all gathered round at the table to eat

Giving thanks to the junkmen for now it was neat.

With 123JUNK it was really not hard,

And next we’ll discover that we have a yard.

 

For 123JUNK can haul many things,

From sofas and clutter to old branches and swings.

Just call them today and you won’t have much sorrow,

For things you don’t want can be gone by tomorrow.

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