We apologize in advance for this parody, and wish everyone a very happy (and junk-free) holiday.
Twas the morning of junk day, when all through our pad
Not a creature was stirring, except mom and dad.
The boxes were stuffed with the outdated toys
In hopes there’d be new ones for our girls and boys
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of dump trucks danced in their heads
And ma in her apron and I in my sweats
Had just had our coffee and settled the pets.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
We ran to the window to see what was the matter.
We jumped up for joy and ran straight up the center
And opened the door for the junkmen to enter.
The sun on the red truck gave a luster to dawn
We couldn’t wait until our junk was all gone.
When the children awakened that morning at ten
They saw that the house was much cleaner again.
We all gathered round at the table to eat
Giving thanks to the junkmen for now it was neat.
With 123JUNK it was really not hard,
And next we’ll discover that we have a yard.
For 123JUNK can haul many things,
From sofas and clutter to old branches and swings.
Just call them today and you won’t have much sorrow,
For things you don’t want can be gone by tomorrow.
123JUNK is a Minimum-Waste Junk Removal Services company serving the DMV.
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